Well I was really slow

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 06/15/2015 at 20:09 • Filed to: AutoX

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Just didn’t want to make an idiot of myself. So no cones hit nor gates missed going from an exploratory first run of an 83.529 to a fifth and final competition run of 68.901. Then we did $1 a piece fun runs where I managed to find another second, but I have no video of that because I’m an idiot.

Yeah I ran in novice class because why not. Don’t worry, I’ll be in a real class next time. But sadly my ///M driving gloves are now retired as I some how managed to put holes in them while running yesterday. Oh and this bitchin’ Camaro was there too:

Because Racecar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2015 at 20:12

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You did pretty well, and you didn’t clip any motorcycles so A+ for you!

TheHondaBro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2015 at 20:13

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Someone’s lens is greasy.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheHondaBro 06/15/2015 at 20:13

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Soft focus, brah.

Forgetful > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2015 at 20:57

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What’d you PAX, bruh?

What tires you got, bruh?

How many PSI were you out, bruh?

Why’d you hit the wipers, bruh?

1st rule of autocross, always talk about autocross. It really is crossift for cars. Now get a dial pressure gauge, some chalk, magnetic numbers aandstart building to your class. You’ll be at nationals in no time... bruh.

Jayhawk Jake > Forgetful 06/15/2015 at 21:22

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Alternate: build outside your class and embarrass people who think they’re fast.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2015 at 23:24

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You gonna be back for more events, brochacho?

I was close to going to the Cincy event on Sunday (I see on the results your name), but I had other engagements from the night prior that rendered me unable to make it in time

Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 00:10

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If you don’t kill any cones.....You’re Doing It Wrong!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 06/16/2015 at 05:53

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Yeah, I’m definitely doing more

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 06/16/2015 at 12:17

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Oh god why did I look at the times. 92/95

/runs self over with own car.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 12:41

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Practice!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 06/16/2015 at 12:48

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Oh, I have to now.